Wednesday, 8 September 2010

Tutorial: How to call in sick on boxing day.

I found this excellent page that should be read by every Apple employee. 

Or just fucking do it anyway. You know you'll get a solid anyway, so don't worry about it. And what's the percentage difference in Need's Improvement and Solid Contributor anyway? Pull a few sickies a year and it will more than cover that 2%. And seriously they can't say shit in the UK.

Do it.
Do it, don't be scared.