Saturday, 17 April 2010

Ron Johnson

Ron Johnson, Senior Vice President of Retail Operations
    This is the guy responsible for all the stuff that goes on in Apple Retail. If you're doing repairs until midnight, I'm pretty sure it's cos this guy hates your wife and your social life. It's people like this that think they're the ones who have made Apple so much money, they honestly believe they know what goes on in stores. And I'm sick of his fucking voice, and face, in all those shit videos you have to watch during the brainwashing sessions store meetings.

     Here's an image of the life-enricher in a retail store during the iPad launch. The image may or may not have been tampered with.