Monday, 3 January 2011

New Store Openings (or 'NSO' for those in the know)

      The first thing you'll fucking hate is the opening a new store. You'd think from the cheering something major is happening, but really it just another fucking shop surrounded by other shit shops. Everyone whoops, cheers and delivers high fives all round, especially to the biggest loser of them all - the virgin at the front of the queue. Even old people get the cool young hip treatment, look at this poor bastard:

"Congratulations of leaving your piss sack at home and raise that liver spotted hand and gimme some skin bro!!" 
It's all worth it for that free t-shirt tho, comes in handy when cleaning the wheels on your car.