|I'm ashamed I own one of these.|
Hard to believe, but some people on the planet have actually been getting to yes for over 5 years. To confirm that the company then owns the employee's soul, they get given a little something for roughly ten thousand hours of work. Something cool right? Well get ready, it's a piece of paper in a cheap frame!
Oh well, it's got Steve's signature on it, maybe it will be worth something on eBay. Oh hold on a sec, what was I thinking? It's just a printout. He can't take 60 seconds out of his month to say thanks to a dying breed of employees by scribbling on a piece of paper, he's too busy emailing customers back telling them how to hold a fucking mobile phone.